
Clearly you are nothing more than an amateur wannabe doctor. Just look at that getup, I mean purple gloves, really? Now look at me, utility belt, slick hair, sizzling sideburns… There’s not even a point in asking, you know I’m fine!
Just get it over with and join me as my pupil and you may actually learn a thing or 2 about being a real evil doctor.
Ah, yes, my getup is kind of silly. I really should have gone with the huge cross buttons, really nail that future-priest look. Do you need a screwdriver to get your jacket off or something? And strapless goggles, very practical. The utility belt must come in handy, I assume you are the envy of every morbidly obese batman cosplayer on the block.
I do like the sideburns, though. They compliment your mullet beautifully.
Now, do we have all the catty, frivolous insults out of the way? Because I believe I’ve spent quite enough time down here on your level. If you’ll excuse me, I have a world to dominate.

This is why I can never have nice things. If you need me I’ll be in my room with a bucket of icecream watching re-runs of pokémon.








